some retreat jokes.

Q. Why did the girl fall off the swing?
A. She had no arms.

Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. Someone threw a piano at him.

Q. Why did the bus stop?
A. It ran into a piano.

Q. Why did the swimmer drown?
A. He swallowed a piano.

Q. If a stone rolls down a hill, how many penguins fit into the ear of an elephant?
A. None, because a snake has no armpits.

Q. Why did the frog die?
A. He got hit by a piano.