Oh dear.

Guys.
On my history test
I
confused Isaac Newton
with Thomas Edison.

our teacher, who art in Suburbia,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy pension come, thy marks be done
on earth just as good as in heaven.
Give us this day our daily pass, and
forgive us our lateness, as we forgive
those who are late after us
and lead us not into failure,
but deliver us from McJobs.
Amen.