Friday, January 07, 2005

just call me jacob two-two

does anyone else know who that is? Maybe it's just me. I spent my childhood behind a wall of books, as Sarah will tell you. lol and one of them was about a little boy named Jacob Two-Two. He's the youngest in his family, and when he talks no one hears him the first time. So he has to say everything twice. That's why he's called Jacob Two-Two. In the book, his habit of saying everything twice annoys everyone around him and he gets sent to this evil dungeon place where he drives the evil jailkeeper absolutely insane because he can't say anything only once. He has to say it twice. He even says numbers as expressions of 2. So when the jailkeeper, trying to get him to say something that has nothing to do with 2, asks him how many inches are in a foot - he says there are 2+2+2+2+2+2. He says it twice. And so on. Eventually he gets rescued and brought home by his oldest brother and sister, who really do love him even though they beat him up all the time. Awww.
ok most of that was irrelevant but y'know. I have a thing with books. The point is, no one hears me the first time ><. Ever. It's very sad. lol it really is.... i've given up saying hi to people in the halls because no one hears me. Even when i'm right there. In their face. Saying hi. Loudly.
I feel all like, invisible and stuff. It's very sad. I wonder if saying everything twice really worked for Jacob Two-Two, because if so then I should try it. I could be Victoria Two-Two, and i could annoy everyone around me. It sounds like fun, except for the getting-sent-to-the-evil-dungeon part. Then I could rescue a dinosaur. (Jacob Two-Two did that too.)
I'm trying to waste time in spare but it's not working. I have 20 minutes left and then boring, boring Bible (stop laughing, nate) and then bio, which is cool.. and then lunch, and then math which is VERY VERY BAD, and then boring sap and then chem which is also bad.
yay.

4 Comments:

Blogger helen said...

OH OH OH!! I KNOW JACOB TWO TWO!! AHHAHAHHA YTV =) cuz i dont have family channel hahaha...penance ? *wink*

7:35 PM

 
Blogger agapetos said...

Jacob Two-Two's sounds kinda sad...at least its onli a TV show.

Jacob Two-Two's sounds kinda sad...at least its onli a TV show.

=P

3:53 PM

 
Blogger dani said...

i love reading your blogs. maybe its because you're like a walking talking dictionary. maybe not. but i think its cause when i read your blogs especially, im able to see another side of you that itsnt shown as visibly at school. but its good to have a place to vent..hence your blog "toria-venting". you dont have to vent to a computer though..there are your friends..and theres God. just a thought.

i like victoria penance just the way she is. screw victoria two two. =D

3:57 PM

 
Blogger munchkin_2 said...

ooo jacob two two!! i remember that....haha i think i watched the play in grade 5 or something....

7:28 PM

 

Post a Comment

<< Home